Just for laughs!!

I gave up jogging for health reasons ~ my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers!!!
I read an article that said that the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much ~ impulse buying and driving too fast!!

Are they kidding???

That's my idea of a perfect day!!!


The trouble with some woman is that they get all excited about nothing ~ and then they marry him!! Amazing ~ you hang something in the closet for a while and somehow it shrinks 2 sizes!!

A Friend of mine confused her Valium for her birth control pills ~ she has 14 kids ~ but she really doesn't care!!
One of lifes great mysteries is how a 2 pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 pounds!!

My mind not only wanders ~ sometimes it leaves completely......... The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight!! Because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends!!

Sometimes I think I understand everything!! ~ And then I regain conciousness!!

Happy Thursday to you all!!

I thought I would share these words of wisdom with you???!!! tee hee!! We are just off shopping for the new school uniform ~ wish me luck ~ I think it will be stressful on me and my bank account ~ see you all later!! XX