Next time it is pouring with rain ~ DO NOT spend 20 minutes straightening your hair in the morning...............IT IS JUST NOT WORTH IT!!!!
Next time you take the car to the car wash and get it all clean and sparkly.........DO NOT under any circumstances park the car under the telephone wires ~ where that damn great big fat pigeon always sits.............and poops on said shiny car!!!!!
Next time you are sat at the traffic lights ~ singing your heart out to a Kylie Minogue song (yes I know I am sad ~ but 'I should be so lucky' is a classic after all......isn't it!!!) ~ remember to check who is sat next to you at the lights........I am sure that the two young Police men in the patrol car regained their professionalism........once they had stopped peeing themselves laughing!!!!
Next time you shut the front door ~ please ~ please ~ please ~ P L E A S E ~ check that you have your frigging door keys..........this locking yourself out of the house 4 times in one week is wearing just a little bit thin!!!
HAPPY THURSDAY TO YOU ALL ~ NEARLY FRIDAY AGAIN ~ YIPPPPEEE!!!! xxxxxxx
Thursday, 12 February 2009
YET ~ another note to little old me!!!!
Posted by Tabitha at 22:02
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That is a classic song ~ love it!
Damn birds :-/
You need to get one of those neck tags things and hang your house keys around you neck ~ then you won't lock yourself out LOL!
TGI Friday tomorrow :-)
love,
Amanda x
Just think - it can only get better from here! LOL!
Hi Amanda ~ glad you agree ~ definitly a classic ha ha !!
I need to super glue a damn key to the palm of my hand ~ I keep shutting the door and then thinking 'have I got a key????' I am so ditzy at the moment ....I blame old age ha ha !! XX
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Hi Donna ~
I certainly hope that it gets better ha ha !!
Luckily I have spare keys dotted about the neighbourhood ~ I think most of my friends have one now!
Hope you are ok ~XX
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You are a riot Tabitha! I hear ya about the hair thing. It was very blustery here today and I spent a long time straightening my hair. When I got outside it was a bit humid and my hair was standing straight on end from the wind. An attractive look if I do say so myself!
They sell a little metal box which has a magnet on it to keep an extra set of keys in. The magnet attaches to the inside of your wheel well on your car. It's called hide-a-key or something original like that. This way you'll always have a set...ya know, just in case it happens again!! :-)
Happy almost Friday!!
Much love from NJ,
Sue
xoxo
hahahaha Holy cow; what a week!! Damn birds!! ((HUGS))
I am very forget too. I often pour a glass of milk for the kids, and then I forget to put it in the diaper bag. Or I bring lunch for the kids, but I forget to pack utensils. It is embarrassing.
Oh Tabitha, you big silly. It sounds like you are well aquainted with Murphy and his stinky law.
I agree that it might be a good idea to keep a key with a neighbor. As long as said neighbor is trustworthy.
You also might want to keep a key hidden in your car somewhere. Well maybe not. If someone broke into your car then they would also have access to your house. Hmmm, solutions, solutions, I KNOW! Paint a big red circle on the inside of your front door and put a key hook there. You can't fail to notice the big red circle.
And if anyone asks about it, you simply say, "what? didn't you know that this was the latest trend in Home Fashion."
Oh Tabitha, sounds like one of THOSE weeks!
Why is it that the minute you shut the door, you realise you've locked yourself out. Why can't that thought ( the one where you realise you do not have your keys)happen a second earlier - ie BEFORE you shut the door. That would be too easy wouldn't it!!
How can you not sing your heart out to Kylie? Good on you. Don't they say: dance like no one is watching and sing like no one is listening. It sure is good for the soul. I love singing out loud when I am driving - usually it is to a Wiggles song, but hey, some of those tunes are very catchy.
Lots of love and hugs
Elise
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!
That is hillarious!!!
Great song choice Tabitha!!! Those birds.. every time! I hear you on the straightening one's hair when it's raining... but I did it anyway lol!! Agree with Amanda about your keys!!
have a great weekend & HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY :D
love,
t. xxxxx
Tabithie! Oh god, that sucks so much! Don't worry, I'm having one of those weeks. One of those, "Oh, we have a english paper due today? S**T, WE REALLY DO?!" weeks and, "No, we don't have a bio test today...F**K! WE ACTUALLY DO!" And I know, I straightened my air out of sheer frustration, and it frickin' rained on me too! I don't think mother nature likes me too too much. Well, I hope she likes you better! Haha, hang on!
ChristinaCeleste:D
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