Always listen to your mother!!!

When you were younger ~ did your Mother ever tell you not to eat cheese before you go to bed ~ because you would have nightmares? Mine did!! AND furthermore ~ she is a very wise woman ~ because it is true!!

Last night ~ just before bed ~ I was a little peckish (OK ~ I was actually flipping starving ha ha !!) ~ so in a bid not to eat the whole of the fridge......I decided in my wisdom that I would have a very small piece of cheese (my favourite english mild cheddar ~ yum!!) ~ it was a very small piece ~ so small that I did not think that it could possibly cause a nightmare...........but it did!!

I woke up at 3am this morning in a cold sweat ~ after dreaming that I was being chased by a giant dog ~ who had a remarkable resemblance to a Lassie dog (whatever they are called) ~ but was so not a kind and caring dog ~ it had big sharp teeth and was definitly trying to eat me!!!

I had to get out of bed and switch on the light ~ just to check that there wasn't actually a fierce looking Lassie in the room waiting to eat me (TEE HEE ~what can I say ~ it was 3am ~ everything is a bit crazy when you wake up at 3am!!!). Once I was satisfied that there was indeed nothing in the room (no suprise there really!!) ~ I went back to sleep (with the light on ha ha !!!).



So, the moral of this story is..................ALWAYS listen to your Mother ~ because at some stage in your life ~ she will undoubtedly be right (in my case ~ my Mum is right ALL the time ha ha !!), DO NOT ever ever ever eat cheese before you go to bed ~ because it does give you nightmares and lastly ~ if you should see a fierce looking Lassie dog......run away fast ~ because it will probably try and eat you too!!!!!!! XXXXX