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Thursday, 22 January 2009

Boobies!!!!

Conversation between Lauren and me this evening (I was in the bath!).
Lauren "MummmmmmmmmY"
Me "Yes Lauren"
Lauren "How old were you when you got your Boobies"
Me "I can't remember - I think about 13 or 14 - why?"
Lauren"Oh"
Long Pause........
Lauren"You know when you get your Boobies - do you choose which ones you want, or do they just come?"
Me - muffled laughter....."They just come"
Lauren "Oh!!! - but how do I know which ones I will get?"
Me "You don't"
Lauren "OH! - well I won't want any then......"
(wanders out of the bathroom with a disappointed look on her face!!!)

I really do love these meaningful conversations that we have.....I think she thought that you choose them out of a catalogue and they just get delivered.....I wish - I would definitly be ordering a smaller, more perky pair - ha ha !!!

15 comments:

Clare said...

this is so cute!! she sounds like such a sweet heart:)

3 Peas in a Pod said...

Ahhhh Lauren is soooooo funny!!!!! Oh I just love her!!! I so WISH you could choose them out of a catalog. I wouldn't have chosen the ones I ended up with either. She is too too funny. I love that my kids are little but when I hear stories like this I can't wait until they're a little older.

Thanks for sharing.

Much love from NJ,
Suz
xoxo

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh that is HYSTERICAL!! If only we could choose them, so many more women would be MUCH happier, I'm sure!! LOL

Donna said...

Well, MOTHER!!Hahaaa....Glad you Didn't tell her she could Order them!! That would have been a Very long story, indeed!!!lolol...happy sleep!hughugs

Hannah said...

HAHAH! Oh, Tabitha, she's a funny one, that Lauren :P

SuzanSayz said...

What Lauren doesn't know yet, is that for a hefty sum, nowadays, you pretty much CAN get the boobs that you want. Or think you want.
What a perfect situation to say, that what she doesn't know, won't hurt her.

Donna said...

LOVE it! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Karen M said...

LOL!! That is so funny. I sure missed out on all the little girl discussions, having only boys. I just got to experience striking a match to see that a fart really does BURN.

dani said...

i didn't know we could just decide to not want any, or i would have surely signed up, ha!!! i hate boobies... at least i hate mine; i think i surely got the wrong order:(
tabitha, i just love lauren; she is such a hoot:D
love,
dani

Molly's Mellow Moments said...

What a lovely story Tabitha! These little conversations are just so special, and you are doing the right thing in writing them down too - good on you!
Gosh, imagine if we could just 'choose' our bits from a catalogue?! If that's the case then I think I had better send off for the latest one now to update a few bits!
Keep enjoying your lovely children!
-Molly x

Anonymous said...

LOL, Lexi is opting out too. I'd sign up for a redo!

Amanda said...

If only we could choose a pair . . . !! LOL!
l,
Amanda x

A Bite of Country Cupcakes said...

Well my original pair I ordered were quite good,But they have'nt washed and worn well and have stretched and wrinkled in the wash!
Mmmm Nice mental image for you to wrap your head around I am sure:)

Little Sweethearts said...

I could have sworn that I have read a similar conversation with Lauren about boobies before on your blog. Could that be? If so, then she's certainly thinking about the subject often!

She'll have to wait a bit longer though!

Love,
Tania

Sally said...

hahahaha I just love it!! :)

Hopefully, Lauren will get some good girls. :)