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Showing posts with label funny little things they say. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny little things they say. Show all posts

Thursday, 22 January 2009

Boobies!!!!

Conversation between Lauren and me this evening (I was in the bath!).
Lauren "MummmmmmmmmY"
Me "Yes Lauren"
Lauren "How old were you when you got your Boobies"
Me "I can't remember - I think about 13 or 14 - why?"
Lauren"Oh"
Long Pause........
Lauren"You know when you get your Boobies - do you choose which ones you want, or do they just come?"
Me - muffled laughter....."They just come"
Lauren "Oh!!! - but how do I know which ones I will get?"
Me "You don't"
Lauren "OH! - well I won't want any then......"
(wanders out of the bathroom with a disappointed look on her face!!!)

I really do love these meaningful conversations that we have.....I think she thought that you choose them out of a catalogue and they just get delivered.....I wish - I would definitly be ordering a smaller, more perky pair - ha ha !!!

Wednesday, 10 September 2008

A piece of my morning.......

Picture the scene ~ we are in the car going on the school run.

We live in the country ~ so we were driving along the small country roads.

The children are all chattering away about this and that ~

Lauren "Look Mum!!!!!"

Me "What sweetheart?"

Lauren "There's a quad bike"

Me (supressing much laughter!!) "No darling ~ that is an invalid carriage!!"

The whole car bursts into laughter!!!!! (Lauren included!!)

I think that she may need a trip to the optitians ~ it was very obviously an invalid carriage and there was a very old man driving it ~ at about 1 mile an hour!!!

At least that cheered us up and made us all laugh on this grey and wet September morning!!! XX