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I'd wrap them in love and brighten your day with starlight ..



Showing posts with label notes to self. Show all posts
Showing posts with label notes to self. Show all posts

Thursday, 2 October 2008

Another note to self!!

Note to self (yet again!!)...........

Please leave a key with at least one of your neighbours ~ so the next time you lock yourself out of the house (for the five hundreth time this year!!) ~ you don't have to wait for a locksmith to let you in and pay the astronomical price that he charged ~ even though said locksmith was really rather very nice!!

Remember to put the child lock on the washer/dryer ~ so that sweet cute little child that you look after does not press all the buttons and put the washing (that has just tumble dried) ~ back on for YET ANOTHER 2 hour wash ~ which has already started and soaked said dry clothes before you have a chance to stop it!!

Don't ever ever go down the Christmas chocolate and biscuit aisle at the supermarket ever again when you are 21 weeks into a diet ~ as your willpower will be tested to the max and you may find yourself sniffing the boxes of chocolate coated gingerbread!! (yes folks ~ I nearly ripped the box open and scoffed the lot ha ha ).........

And most of all ~ never ever ever ever ever ever try and take a 'short cut' when you are in a hurry ~ because you can almost 100% guarantee that it will take you 5 times as long to get there (because you will get stuck behind farmer barley mow in his bloody tractor ~ and have to follow him on winding country road ~ for 6 long and torturous miles!!) ~ and then be late picking kids up from school!!

That about sums up my day ~ how was yours!!!!! XXXXX